omfg literlaly most ofkward convo w / aprent????S??????
my dad: [is telling a story]
my dad: "so we had actually been together for 2 years, and we were living in sin for 2 months, before we got married"
me: [hears "living in sin" as "living in cin"]
me: [thinks my dad is talking about when my parents lived in cincinnati]
me: [makes fun of my dad for ~2 minutes about how he always makes random acronyms/short names for things like literally everything]
me: [realizes my dad was talking about he and my mom doing the nasty]