My dog Lola says interesting things
While I'm scribbling around everyone's lines.
The only thing in life you have any real control over is the soundtrack, make it count
james h.schultz (@hirams11)
art music horses flying just some of my likes
Scarlette Lane (@decorkiki)
We are the music makers,
And we are the dreamers of dreams,
Wandering by lone sea-breakers,
And sitting by desolate streams;—
World-losers and world-forsakers,
On whom the pale moon gleams:
Yet we are the movers and shakers
Of the world for ever, it seems.
~Arthur O'Shaughnessy, "Ode," 1874
Fake Account (@fake_account)
This is so obviously a fake "alt" account.
Deral Fenderson (@fendersonia)
Weirdo musician/artist in the mountains of SW Virginia. I am a curmudgeon but believe in being nice. I also produce radio. Waffles are just pancakes with little squares on them. Oh look!! A squirrel!!
Scut Farkus (@scut_farkus)
I'm a bully. I have yellow eyes. Now SAY UNCLE!!!
♔ K i m ♔ (@fashionbabe)
Follow | Fashion | Vegan | Voyeur
Saint Keanu (@saintkeanu)
Cool breeze over the mountains. Whoa Whoa Whoa!!
Chicken Biscuit Taco (@chicken_biscuit_taco)
I'm the latest revolution in breakfast! Chicken breaded in tortilla chips in a fucking biscuit shaped like a taco. With jalapeno honey! What else do you need to know, cabrones? Estoy sabroso!
I AM YOUR TRUE LORD AND SAVIOR.
WON'T YOU COME AND PARTY WITH ME?
JESUS IS A BORE COMPARED TO ME.
Crazy Eddie (@crazy_eddie)
SHOP AROUND... GET THE BEST PRICES YOU CAN FIND... THEN COME TO ME AND I'LL BEAT 'EM!!! GUARANTEED LOWEST PRICES ON EVERYTHING!!!
MY PRICES ARE INSAAAANE!!!
"Bronzed catlike sex goddess"
C. Sammitch, Esq. (@c_sammitch_esq)
Shhhhhhh!!! I'm not that other sammitch. But I'm still VERY TASTY.
Baron Von Chicken Sammitch (@chicken_sammitch)
I'm so TASTY! Sometimes I'm fried. Sometimes I'm grilled. Sometimes I'm baked. Fuck turkeys!!!
i'm a loner, dottie. a rebel.
Double Down (@double_down)
Two chicken patties, bacon and cheese. NO FUCKING BREAD!! Double down, motherfuckers!
Joe Sloppy (@sloppy-joe)
Fuck. I'm everywhere. Good luck cleaning that shit up.
Lim Swee (@bigben)
If you can't take heat don't tickle the dragon!
Zoet Poes (@zoet)
Love life! Good conversation! Meet new people!
Banned in 5 countries and counting.
Just cause you're paranoid, doesn't mean people aren't out to get you