Original: Pease porridge hot, pease porridge cold,
Pease porridge in the pot, nine days old;
Some like it hot, some like it cold,
Some like it in the pot, nine days old.
Parady: Pickle juice wet, pickle juice dry
Pickle juice in a park, 90 years old
Some like it soft, some like it hard
Some like it in the park, 90 years old