I Love Describing My Apartment As Toasty When I Turn On The Heat
Today's good things: I took my prob stat exam and honestly it felt pretty easy, I cooked dinner and then got to eat it immediately after I cooked it which was very exciting, it is cold outside
One really interesting thing that's happened since living in my apartment is how many opinions I have on mundane things. For example, window AC units are the devil and I hate them and all they do is make too much noise when they're on and invite bugs into your home. Central air is luckily in the apartment upstairs so that's nice. More importantly though is how much I've been thinking about deep sinks. I personally find my sink in the kitchen way too shallow. What is it, like eight inches deep? No thanks I want at least a foot deep. How can I wash my dishes exactly like my mother when the sink back at home is twice as deep as the sink in my aparment? Absurd. The technique I developed over the years is crumbling. Not dramatically crumbling like I still think I'm objectively great at washing dishes and I love my technique but it just gets difficult to wash those big ass pots in such a shallow sink. How do I get my landlord to replace our sink with a better one? I'm only improving his property value by requesting this change. Like, obviously if you've ever lived by yourself you'll realize what an amenity it is to have a sink at least a foot deep and prospective tenants will fucking flip when they catch sight of the new sink. That's an immediate lease guaranteed. It's also a great way to screen tenants: clean ones will really flip their shit because wow that sink is great for washing dishes while dirty tenants will remain silent and their eyes lifeless. If you support this idea please start signing a petition so I can show my landlord that I have the power of an entire community behind me.
I've been debating whether I should tell this story or not but it's actually so fucking funny and I've thought about it so many times and it's just so fucking funny. Like even if you don't laugh, this story is so incredible to me that it deserves space on my blog. So anyway, Amar and I were baked Saturday night which we all already knew. That's old news. So I was walking home that night at like 2 am, which isn't even that late especially after a night after two gbs, and in my dazed state of mind I started thinking about like midly scary things I guess? It was just dark and like suddenly I was very aware of that fact which had my mind wildin. So I'm walking down my poorly lit street and I see this thing out of the corner of my eye that looks vaguely like a face like it's circular and like idk it just looked like someone had a mask on. So I do the double take and it looks like someone has this cyclops mask on like it just has one eye and they're turning their head watching me walk and I'm about to shit my fucking pants. I ate a lot like an hour ago too so I was really about to fuckin die and shit everywhere like it was so scary oh my god!!! Oh my god!!!! I thought I was gonna die but I was still pretty high lmao so all I said was what the fuck very loudly while the "face" continued to look at me. And l was like why didn't they respond to my shock like my what the fuck was obviously in a scolding tone like why are you such a loser and why are you sitting here in my street in the middle of the night trying to scare me. So I decide to not fight them because I'm in no state to fight but then I turn around again and realized it was a raccoon!!!! With a white spot in the middle of its head which my high ass thought was some cyclops mask!!! All she wanted to do was dig in the trash in peace and I was in some serious fight or flight mode that ended manifesting in a very loud what the fuck. I'm so glad no one was around to watch this dumb ass interaction that happened between me and the raccoon though like it's so stupid like I really thought it was some person trying to scare people. But in hindsight, this is the most surreal experience I have had in a while.
I had like one more thing I thought I would write about today but I'm gonna stop there because I've been horrible after my exam today and haven't done any work. Still have that research paper to do, still haven't started writing. But I got through 1/3 deathly things this week so we're crushing it. As always, stay tuned for the drama of it all.