The Other Night My Dumbass Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Do My Project In Bed
I mean I was already being dumb by trying to do my entire project the night before but like the decision to further curb my productivity was really interesting. A turn of events I did not expect since I usually don't mind camping out in the kitchen all night to do my work. So anyway that was two nights in a row where I stayed up until the god damn sun started to rise to do work I definitely had time to do the week before. In the midst of all this work I had to do, I saw VB three days in a row lmao. Really crushed it this weekend by making myself extremely available to play volleyball like Sunday night? Played for an hour and a half with VB and friends despite the 10 page paper I hadn't started. When I started to pack up to leave half an hour early VB was pretty shocked I was leaving and was like nah I'll help you with your essay if you stay and play one more set and you know, former me from like three or four weeks ago would've buckled at the knees so easily and been like yeah you know what why not play one more set but I had some semblance of self-control Sunday and tragically declined and invited him to the library later if he was real about helping me write about urban planning in my hometown. I have finally learned his major though he's currently doing chemistry which is like GAG I don't think he loves himself enough???? Radical self love means avoiding chemistry at all fucking costs. Just a little more oolong for you ladies today. Anyway, currently a chem major but he's looking to switch into the engineering school to do chemical engineering which is another GAG god this boy hates himself so much and someone needs to step in to help him: me. So I already knew he was supposed to take diff eq and so when I heard he was switching into the e school I was like oh definitely take the section of diff eq I TA for and he was about it!!!! At first he was like oh do you need to take it too and I was like lmao you thunk that thought I'm a TA for it and then he was eyeball emojis and he was like yes definitely just tell me which section to take. So that's gonna be real interesting :))))))))) and then he also has my number right now because Monday night I ate dinner with him and this other boy from volleyball and he was talking about his math homework and how he can't find the answers online anymore cause his professor started choosing questions not online so then I was like do you want a chegg account because I caved last week and got it for just one homework assignment lmao and then he handed me his phone and now my number is saved in his phone good job me. This is blossoming before all of our eyes who knows what my next story with VB will be!!!!
Fuck okay I decided to write some more today and I had almost two more paragraphs written and then I fucked up so hard and accidentally closed the tab and I'm still fucking writing in the tab because I'm a dumbass but anyway it was actually gonna be a really good post and I'm gonna try and rewrite them now but I'm so sad right now if it's not as funny as I want it to be just know in its first iteration it was a hit rip in peace
Anyway, today after waking up at 2 pm I was walking out to go to the gym with Amitav and to my dismay my trash can was knocked over with all the trash everywhere and all I could do was groan. Omar and I have had a problem with the animals in the neighborhood regarding our trash for a while. They like to come out at night and knock the trash can over and eat it and then they have the nerve to not put it back into the trash can. Like I have no problem with the animals eating the trash at all because I'm sure the napkins I use are as delectable as the food I cook but god damn put it back inside when you're done. In the beginning I thought it was a very strong gust of wind that was knocking the trash over and also ripping holes into the trash bag to pull out all the avocado pits I eat but one time I was walking home from class and saw a cat guiltily run away from the trash can and that's when I realized it was actually an animal ruining my life. Our trash can doesn't have a lid though so I'm sure it was easy pickings for the animals. I had been meaning to buy a lid for a while and finally after resurrecting from my three hour nap yesterday I made the trip to Lowes. Upon arriving at Lowes I found that they don't sell trash cans without the lid which makes perfect sense but then I have to wonder where the lid for my current trash can went because it doesn't??? make sense???? Like did the people who had the apartment before me take it with them? That's kind of rude actually they should give it back. Anyway I caved in Lowes and ended up buying a new trash can and I rationalized this by saying I'd keep it for all three years at school but like I could have also easily kept the old trash can too like it was just an unnecessary purchase but I thought the lid was so necessary to my life and well being that it was worth it. So last night when I was taking out the trash I was so satisfied as I closed the lid to the trash can after like in the battle of man vs. nature I was going to be the one to win. Lo and behold this morning the trash can was knocked over and the lid lying defeated on the ground next to it. The lid probably didn't do anything to stop the animals they were probably like oh I get to work out and eat this trash word. It's just really curious how the people upstairs never have their trash can knocked over and they have a lid like I really thought the lid was the solution. Do you think it's because Omar and I used to throw away our natural food waste into the forest behind the apartment? Did we try to play deity of the forest and are now facing the repercussions? Have the animals gotten too spoiled with the taste of beet skins that they can't survive without it anymore? So now I have to google how to keep raccoons/animals in general out of my trash but honestly I'm thinking that I can just sprinkle some cayenne pepper directly in it to deter them. I am hoping google will corroborate so I'll definitely keep you all updated on how that goes.
I made the facebook event for my birthday dinner today titled "two decades of SHE DID THAT." I really love making facebook events actually. I mean, private ones are the fun ones like the events I make for clubs and stuff are only because I'm proficient at it but like private ones are the true joy in event making. It's just the beautifully crafted cover photos and event descriptions and all the notifications you get about the event, I live for it. This blog was born through one my events after realizing that my stream of conscious needed a platform so it can shut the fuck up for once. Lmao jk it never stops only the writing does. Anyway I think it took me like an hour to make the cover photo for this event lmao. It's for my birthday so I wanted it to be really good and I wanted to collage things that are really representative of me. So I was thinking about things I talk about a lot as ideas for what to collage and I thought about VB lmao but I couldn't put his face on it because how fucking weird would that be. Plus a lot of the people invited have zero context of his face it'd just be like who is this white boy on the cover photo and it'd just be weird. So I ended up putting a volleyball on the photo because it's representative enough and also I actually like playing volleyball so it all works out. Was really struggling otherwise though but in the end I put a volleyball, the symbol for a capricorn for some #EarthSignSolidarity, the True Food Kitchen logo cause that's where I had my dinner last year, an avocado, a bong, and a bottle of burnettes and then I also put a mistletoe over a pic of me and my Poe Dameron cardboard cutout. So that's a pretty good summation of my life. My event description for this one is pretty good too to be honest. It's very similar to one of these but condensed and in my usual colloquial lack of punctuation form. I think maybe I'll post it one day. Perhaps, I'm not sure yet. I still haven't decided on a restaurant for my dinner yet but I think I'm starting to lean towards one option. The only problem is that it's going to be a on Saturday which is always busy for any restaurant and I already feel bad about the large party but I'll work it out eventually.
If you're an avid follower of this ello you'll notice that this post is now two and a half paragraphs longer than it was earlier today and that's because I decided I wanted to write about some things. What if I changed the format to like single paragraph posts with one topic only and then posted multiple times a day? I wonder how that would go. No one actually cares but I want to explore my options you know. Anyway, as always, stay tuned for the drama of it all. And maybe a change of format in the future? You never know.