The wife is watching "Worst Cooks in America". I've seen her watching this before, but am now convinced this shit is a scripted work. It just has to be some kind of satire.
It just has to be some kind of satire. There's no way this guy isn't some gay, East Village Fred Armisen character.
Meanwhile, this woman is so mortified by the concept of condiments, that she almost throws up.
Then there's this dude, who is basically Elmer Fudd made flesh.
This 25 year old woman didn't know that fish have spines.
And while not as damning, this woman's name is "Kortni", which just irritates me for some reason.
Also, Anne..... just stop. Your hair has suffered enough. Let it rest in peace.