There's a creek that runs behind our apartment complex, with a little bridge that the kids like to play under. They call it Terabithia, and they found a red Mazda bandanna and that's the Terabithia colors. Anyways, they were down there with a bunch of their friends over the weekend, and another rival group of kids showed up, and now there's a war for Terabithia. So I did what any good parent should do: Helped 'em come up with gang signs. Good morning.