Because a friend who's going through a really tough time now opened the door for this kind of humor, but I don't want to spam her FB thread...
I don't want paul bearers when I die. I want a group to carry me while waltzing, or doing the electric slide so I can say I had paul dancers at my funeral.
I hope I'm able to lose a lot of weight before I go. Forcing the people carrying me out to strain would be unbearable.
and in a different vein... I have a friend who I'm convinced has been replaced by an alien plant spore. She says she's just been sick, so I sent her to a POD iatrist to be sure.