Feeling pretty tired today so I took a nap. In my nap Jesus came to me (a bit odd for a Jew to be visited by Jesus). He asked me a simple question: What's for lunch? I answered that I was thinking some soup to which he responded Matzo Ball? Floaters or Sinkers. I told him this house only serves sinkers and he smiled, clapped me on my back and said..."sweet".
Jesus says things like Sweet? Come on.