Post by Bill Stiteler (@bills) on Sun, 28 Sep 14 02:50:30 +0000 View Full Post "The Dallas Connection" (1994, dir. Andy Sidaris). Sidaris movies have a simple formula: women with big boobs + guns + explosions. I'm telling you this to establish a base line. Even for his oeuvre, this is one of the stupidest films I have seen.