I’m so gay I cause localized flooding.
One of my favorite shirts have this text printed on the front: “I’m so gay I cause localized flooding”. It’s brown and with long arms and this white, clear text screaming at people wherever I go. I love it. It’s not the finest quality and sometimes I kinda feel like Kevin Smith in one of his ugly Hockey outfits for some reason, but it’s there and I’m proud wearing it.
Most people don’t get it actually, especially Sweden where most people are smart(-ish) and really don’t worship supernatural entities or hate gays (in Sweden, like all countries, the sheeple are obsessed by muslims for some reason). Yeah, Sweden can be that good sometimes when it comes to gay rights. Must be because of that good old socialist brainwashing the citizens of ‘Murica are afraid for.
But let me explain. Fundamentalist christians, or just conservative christians in general, have this weird, absurd idea that it’s god’s punishment for gay rights, homo marriages, sex ed in school etc that causes all these storms, floods, earthquakes, hitting the toe in the bed frame etc. How terrible of them to believe that, yeah?
Or maybe no.
I tend to see it like me and my fellow gays, dykes, trans persons, non-binary, bears, otters, daddies and twinks… (and all the other beautiful title we in a very conformist way have given each other to not be like the heterosexual conformists - or not, but that’s another text sometime in the future - and I really have nothing against it, so don’t get angry at me. We all wear uniforms, invisible or visible.)... all have super powers.
I’ve written it before, but I’ve come to the personal insight that there’s nothing good and nothing bad - everything is what it is, and here comes the thing with these super powers: we’re not superheroes, and we’re not super villains either. Maybe from the conservative christian viewpoint we’re the baddies and from our own view we’re heroes, but just step back a bit and embrace the fact that we’re just here and we have powers to destroy and fuck things up and why not use it.
Or at least in a theoretical way. Use it as spells, as magick, as quantum physics - call it what you want, but use it against those who want to destroy us. They’re already afraid of this enormous power they think we directly or indirectly possess. Focus on it. Focus on all those billion dollar churches that would crumble easily during a by gays induced earthquake, or the see the White House ripped to pieces by a tornado evoked by a bunch of dykes - and why not drown every fucking god hates fags-style human out there with a tsunami, just by asking nicely if those bulgarian porn twinks can call one from the depths?
The power of a curse lays in the fact that the victim believes in it, so why not use that power? Let's all wake up tomorrow and use our amazing forces to fuck things up at bit for those who deserve it. Let’s start with hitting the toe on the bed frame, then make one of those disgusting pastors slip on a spot of ice outside his or hers house.
We can just take it from there. It will be fun.
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