Tonya Harding is my spirit animal. I’ve got Margot Kidder’s soul. The vulnerability in me is Lindsay Lohan’s. I’ve got Britney Spears’ sadness and the dreams of Liberace. Jess Franco and Lina Romay are my lust. Joe Sarno and Peggy Sarno are my loyalty. Dick Randall is my joy, Mitr Chaibancha is my goal. Jan Lewan is my happiness. Lucio Fulci is my temper, Anton LaVey is my calmness. Eric Roberts tells me to never give up. Erich Von Däniken is my hope and John Keel is my madness. Terence McKenna makes me brave and Alexander Shulgin tells me it’s alright. Serge Gainsbourg is my self-loathing and Frank Zappa is my self-respect. Yoko Ono is the outsider in me. Richard Simmons is my integrity. The creativity in me is Ed Wood. Orson Welles is my indulgence. Ishirō Honda is my friendship. A polish construction worker is the love of my life.