A question from @thoskite on my answer to his previous question about tonight's dream having expired:
"worse than lobsters on one's piano?"
At first I thought you were referring to Un Chien Andalou (1929), that notorious film by Luis Buñuel and Salvador Dalí; but after a moment of lazy-research I realized that the scene I was thinking of contained no lobsters but rather two grand pianos with donkeys on top. Then I thought of Dalí's "Lobster Telephone"; but, as the name implies, that work is entirely piano-less. So finally I just performed an online search using the text of your comment alone, without any fancy additives; and it yielded results, all having to do with a joke that I'd never heard till now: "I'd rather have a lobster on my piano than crabs on my organ." So if this is what you were trying to refer to, then I gasp and clutch my pearls. And my answer is: Yes, it would have been about that bad, had it happened; thus I thank you yet again for your timely salvation.