Here, I just filled out this questionnaire, using random phrases from junk-mail ads:
1) How do you feel today?
Librarians from Outer Space
2) What is your purpose in life?
3) What do you most often think about?
Gary's Scrap Metal
4) What is 2 + 2?
5) What do you see in your best friend?
6) What is your life story?
Dead People Driving Cars
7. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Don't Make Confessions in Your Diary and Don't Wear Hats