Halloween is upon us soon. It's going to be hard to top last year's prize winning White Rabbit costume, but it's time to put that useless hooman to work. I'm toying with idea of going as Frank the bunny, but as great as that would be, there are some points to consider.
1. A rabbit two years in row?
2. Will anyone even get it?
3. Will I die wearing a face mask?
4. Are my ears big enough for this task?
5. Can the hooman pull this off?
I can do anything I want. And so can you.