Heh. On the Guardian's story about the Nimrud destruction, I was reading the comments (never read the comments), and there was one I quite liked.
It suggested bombing ISIS with millions of porno mags, to drive them completely crazy.
It's an idea with a lot going for it. Firstly, because it'd be a huge distraction, collecting all these porno mags to destroy them, and second, because these guys are very short of women as it is, and they're bound to be distracted in other ways.
It's like that one battle in the Crusades which Terry Jones mentioned. The Crusaders were all on stallions, and the Turks on mares. Both sides had been away from home for a long, long time. History does not record who actually won the battle, only that both sides were horribly embarrassed.
Besides -- fighting them with conventional weapons affords a certain degree of respect. Fighting them with porno mags says that we don't take any of their ideas seriously, and that they're only worthy of disdain.
Porno mags. Telling you.