So I have confirmed that I will be getting a hotel room for the librarian's conference in Toronto. Just the one night, a Friday. The hotel is not (unfortunately) the Intercontinental as I had hoped, but the Renaissance, the hotel attached to Skydome
Rest assured that should I be getting a room facing the field, I will be exposing myself at some point. Maybe at four in the morning, lights out, but it will happen. And if it's a room facing the city instead, I'll just have to expose myself that way.
As far as I can count, this will only be my fourth night actually spent in Toronto, and the first in at least twelve years. I've never had the need to do overnights, really. I don't have a need to do it this time, either, other than 'free luxury hotel room'.
But here's the thing. I really, really should connect with some Toronto people that I haven't seen in forever. And I've sorta promised to do that sometime. But... that would mean leaving the confines of the luxury hotel, and specifically, the hot tub.
Adequate. Not the salt water hot tub of the Intercontinental, though. Regular bromine shit. Enh. But still capable of hosting me for an hour or two.
But yeah. Connecting with Toronto people. I should, but a) it means less hot tub time, and b) I'm an antisocial misanthrope. You see my problem.
At least for one, I have a good excuse to put him in the dog house for a while. I've been yabbering on about the Boat on FB (of course -- and why not?), and he kindly sent along a consumer report about how bad cruise ships are for the environment. Well, yeah. I knew that, and was ignoring it. Thanks for spoiling my grand adventure, asshole. Remind me to return you the favour sometime, of spoiling your trip of a lifetime.
Fuck, everything is bad for the environment. I'm a good boy most of the time, and I'm not driving a huge fucking truck like everyone else in this town. Gimmie a break, will ya?
But no, LET'S SHIT ON THIS THING THAT IS OBVIOUSLY SO IMPORTANT TO HIM. Fuck off.