So I have a chain going with a woman on OKC. She's in Toronto. I am not. She seems a bit preoccupied with my being in Hamilton. Started with the comment: "So. Hamilton." I address it, but also move the conversation on. She keeps bringing it back. It's clear there's a problem for her, which is fine, although clear that it's not going to go anywhere because of it.
Her last email asked me why I wasn't dating anyone in Hamilton. Seeing the writing on the wall, I replied that, to put it delicately, the local pool was pretty shallow. And then the kicker: "Why -- do you know anyone?"
Flirting with a woman, and then asking her if she knows someone for me. I am HI-LAR-I-OUS.
God, I hate online dating. It is so the worst.
(For the record -- there's no possibilities in Hamilton. I mean nothing. I'm reaching out, though, but haven't gotten anywhere. And not that I think I'm hot shit, but I'm a pretty good catch beyond the initial looks department. But apparently, they're not seeing that? I have to adjust my profile accordingly. Or maybe I'm just too fucking weird. There's always that elephant in the room.)