Saw them in the Henckels store in Paris, but I didn't need them then. And I've been looking for them ever since. New York doesn't have them, oddly enough. But perhaps London?
Bingo -- there's a Henckels store in Selfridges, where we're already going.
Check out the online price, and... Forty GBP.
I guess I'm not getting a Henckels nose and ear hair trimmer. Sorry, everyone!