My governing body has selected me for a spot audit.
It's no big deal -- it's pretty limited in scope, and the documents should be easy enough to collect.
I tell you, though -- there is nothing to stop you heart like a big, fat envelope from your governing body marked "PERSONAL AND CONFIDENTIAL".
Man. I don't know what the hell is going on with 2015, but I am on a run of baaaaaaaaaaaaaad luck.