It's Elvis' birthday.
Mom has Let It Be Known that she wants someone to take her to Graceland. That someone is me.
I, too, would like to visit Graceland, but... It's two days' driving each way. For a week's vacation to be eaten up by four days of driving -- ungh.
Oddly, I'd have less issue doing that kind of driving alone. Pop in the audiobook, and away I go. With Mom as a passenger, however, audiobooks aren't possible.
I suppose I'd better start looking into this now... Graceland, Dyess, maybe Tupelo. This is going to be a lot of fucking driving.