If there ever is an exception to "Don't Read the Comments", it is for stories about Eurovision.
Eurovision 2015: the Guardian's data-driven prediction
Armenia? No way. It's a song about genocide. Genocide's a drag, man. But more importantly: "Good use of the smoke machine. Not enough wind machine. Won't break the top 10."
And there we go. Not Armenia. It's all about technical skill and the intangibles. Too much genocide and not enough wind machine? LUZER.