Conversation with a persistent boy who will go far in life but not as far as he'd like with me...
Crow: Go play with the coeds.
Hopeful Swain: None of them are as mesmerizing as you.
Crow: Give them a chance. Let them practice on you.
Hopeful Swain: You don't need to practice?
Crow: No. I have all my tricks down by now.
Hopeful Swain: What tricks are those?
Crow: No one wins the game by sharing their cards.
Hopeful Swain: I saw the photo of you swimming. You have a good hand.
Crow: You are far too smart for your age.