Nobody ever believes me when I tell them I originally joined OKC for the quizzes. I was on LiveJournal, and my hubs and I both had an account there. My profile is still up; I've never dated anyone from there, though I once had an extended conversation with a Hispanic poet that was amazing. Today I went over and cleared out my mailbox (years of scammers telling me "your pretty" -- my pretty wnat?) I found a screed from one user in the filtered file (I never responded to anyone who had less than a 75%, even in friends I have some standards). This guy, though, whoa. I have been propositioned in numerous ways over the years, but I've never had anyone offer to wrap me in Saran Wrap. I can't even imagine why someone would want to do that, and I have a pretty good imagination. Delete, delete, delete, Mr. Cling Film, I'm fresh enough without you.