Welcome to #FortNightMare - a fortnightly illustrated alphabet project that I’ve started for the grand year of 2016. Now, as you know, there are 26 fortnights in a year, 56 brows in my eye and 26 letters in the alphabet - how convenient is that? Every two weeks I’m gonna crudely draw one of the Fort Nightmare residents so that you can watch out for their jibs and their fibs - what a scene!
I saw the letter #I when I was testin’ some tubes down in the Fort Nightmare lab. I’d snuck me in quick ’n’ slick, and I was trying to brew up a potion or a lotion that could melt a door or two so I could ‘scape, see, and run free. Well, that was the plan any which way. I must have sprinkled in too many witches ears, ‘cos before I knew it things were bubblin’ and troublin’ all over the place. Ears were spilling and swilling about like a loose bag of lazy onions. I reached me out a cork with a fork, but before I could plug it all up, this wee fella started eyeballin’ me and called up some guards. Watch out for this one - it’ll grass you and sass you, boy!