Is Monday gettin’ all up in your mix and making you feel sad and blue? Don’t worry Bertrum - it’s #FunkMongerMonday ! Today’s funk comes all the way from #Melbourne in the form of the gnarly crochet wrangler ChiliPhilly !
Phil Ferguson has seen the future, and the future is crocheted pizzas that keep your ears warm and your funk higher than a hair dryer. I stumbled across his hats on #Instagram a while ago, and I was so psyched about ‘em that I needed to feature him in this week’s #FunkMongerMonday . So, where did he learn how to crochet these mind-blowing hats? Well listen carefully Norman, you didn’t hear this from me. Phil was dreaming about hot pizzas and cold ears in the middle of a stormy night, when a mean bolt of lightning snuck into his window and got all up in his mix. Disorientated, he grabbed the nearest thing to him, which was his set of rare Peruvian crochet hooks, and fought the lightning off. His rare Peruvian crochet hooks started to glow so bright that they could be seen from the very top of Machu Picchu, and since that day he’s been able to crochet hats so insane that even the meanest bolts of lightning don’t go anywhere near him. If you ain’t followin’ Phil, go check him out - he’s an awesome artist and he’s up to all kinds of funk!