Gather your pretty selves around folks and look at this here thing.
Postlady Doris knocked my door yesterday and handed me a package of funk that was sent from the great city of Pittsburgh. I opened it up and this here trophy jumped out and started lookin' through my cupboards. He looked hungry so I fed him three cartons of soup and a Wagon Wheel. I gave him another Wagon Wheel for good luck, then I took his photograph for the internet to look at. Have yourself a loose goose gander at him before I put him in the bread bin with the rest of his bread homies!
Thanks a bunch @yourdailybread and @joycomplex for the Bready award!