Welcome to #FortNightMare - a fortnightly illustrated alphabet project that I’ve started for the grand year of 2016. Now, as you know, there are 26 fortnights in a year, 9 Beans in the Jelly and 26 letters in the alphabet - how convenient is that? Every two weeks I’m gonna crudely draw one of the Fort Nightmare residents so that you can watch out for their pans and their handles - what a scene!
I saw the letter #D when I was pacin’ my room one night. I could hear wrigglin’ and wragglin’ all up in my brains and it was turning me into a crazed baguette lady. Their noises and sounds were making me paranoid, so I started tearing the room in two until I found out what it was. The wallpaper came off with a hearty tug but there was nothing behind it. Nothing under the floorboards either. I eventually shaved my glorious head of healthy hair and found this worm-gang of gang worms having a flop and a chop amongst my mop. Watch out for these mischievous worms - they’ll steal your wigs and give you germs!