Is Monday gettin’ all up in your mix and making you feel sad and blue? Don’t worry Bertie - it’s #FunkMongerMonday ! Today’s funk comes all the way from the mysterious pebble charmer Little Black Heart.
Now, if there is one thing I love in this world, it’s drawing faces on things. Very little exists that can’t be improved a gazillion times by drawing a face onto it, and Little Black Heart knows this more than Noah knows about noses*. I wanted to feature her as this this week’s Monger of Funk because I’m a massive fan of her work, and these zombie rocks make me so excited that my ears go all bendy and I have to sit in the dark and drink a Capri-Sun. Every time a batch goes onto #folksy they sell out in half a second - if you want one then you’ve gotta have really fast internet manoeuvres and know how to swim real fancy. Sadly I have the internet manoeuvres of a plastic ruler so I keep losing out - hopefully one day I’ll change from a plastic ruler into a real person with real bendy limbs and manage to snag myself one. Aside from teasing everybody with these little guys, Little Black Heart makes a canoe-full of brilliant stuff, from prints and greetings cards to colouring sheets and electric boogaloos. Tremendous thangs. Don't take my word for it though, I am but a humble plastic ruler - go check it out yourself right this instant - she’s up to all kinds of funk! *Noah knows so much about noses that it’ll knock your nose off and replace it with a hose or even some toes.