So I know someone with an iWatch and I asked him if it could take pictures. To my surprise, he said no. I'm not impressed. This is a photo of a watch I own which was purchased in the fucking 90s. Not only it could take photos, but it could take video. YES, VIDEO! Crappy resolution, sure, but come on, my watch came out 20 years ago, and we're at the doorstep of the technological singularity. Also, my watch still works. Take that, Apple.