Conversation I overheard yesterday, three ten-year olds arguing:
Boy 1: You celebrate Halloween?!
Boy 2 & 3: Yeah? Of course?
Boy 1: But don't you know that Halloween is worshipping Satan!
Boy 2: No it isn't. People got dressed up in costumes so Satan couldn't get them. And now we do it for fun. Learn your history.
Boy 1: No really you guys, Satan, is like, bad.
Boy 3: I just like the candy. I like Halloween.
Boy 1: Okay but what's better, Halloween or Christmas? Christmas is way better.
Boy 2 & 3: We don't celebrate Christmas.
Boy 1: What?!
Boy 2 & 3: We're Jewish