Top 10 Untruths I Utter While Working Every Day (in ascending order of frequency)
10. "I love the French national anthem and I'm so glad I get to hear it three times a day"
9. "No, it's fine, I'll do it"
8. "I actually WANT to do it"
7. "Oh that? Yeah I did that already"
6. "It's okay, I wasn't expecting a tip anyway"
5. "La Marseillaise again? HELL YES THIS IS MY JAM"
4. "I didn't break that, it was already broken"
3. "I love rich people"
2. "Of course I don't mind coming in tomorrow, just because I haven't had a day off in six days doesn't mean I don't want to work a seventh!"
1. "OMG LA MARSEILLAISE I FUCKING LOVE THIS SONG AAAAAFGDSDA"