FRANK THE JELLYBEAN
By Clifford Myers
Frank was a jellybean with no feet, no legs, no eyes, no mouth, no ears, no nose, no hands, no arms, no hair, no penis, no intestines, no heart, no brain, no ribcage, no moustache, and no neck. All he was was a name and the colour green. Earlier this morning I ate Frank, along with his brothers, his sisters, his aunts, his uncles, his mother, his father, and all of his friends.