One of the most intoxicating things about the internet is that you can always find someone obsessed with the same weird stuff you obsess over.
Case in point: I have always wondered why there were so many chickens in the Goblin King's throne room in "Labyrinth." I even have a theory that Gonzo's chicken girlfriend Camilla is actually from the Underground, too - that she's one of those goblin chickens.
You can safely say that I have given a lot of thought to Jim Henson-based chickens.
So it was to my great pleasure that I came across a "Labyrinth" fan fiction that explains the chickens. They were wished away. Of course!
It all makes sense now.