I was trolling my writing archives and I re-discovered a Labyrinth/Buffy crossover crack fic I wrote. I can't believe I forgot about it!
This is my favorite part:
But by the time Buffy whirled around, Dawn was gone. “That’s...definitely not of the good.”
A small grey creature popped up from under her wrought iron bed, giggling as it ran across the room. Buffy grabbed it by the ankle as it scurried by, then dangled it upside down. She gave it a shake as she asked, “What have you done with my sister, huh?”
The creature giggled even harder. “Are you going to kick us like Kingy?”
“Oh, I’ll kick you, all right!” She drop kicked the strange little thing, but it just laughed again as it hit the wall.
“BETTER THAN KINGY!” the weird creature shouted. “A proper kick!”
Buffy grabbed the goblin by the neck this time, shouting, “Where is my SISTER?”
The little goblin could only gurgle in reply.
Good times, you guys. Good times.