Hey, do you guys know Joey Comeau? I mean not, like, personally -- unless you do know him personally, then tell him "Hi" from me. Tell him that I'm a fan. But not the sort of fan that will ever chain him to a bed and "hobble" him. Probably. Um, never mind. I was gonna post a link to a short story called "Historians and Degenerates," but now I've made it too weird. Great. I'm always doing this. It's just like that time I tweeted that Emo Philips was the entirety of my celebrity sex list, and he retweeted it even though I didn't use his @ name. Maybe that was only embarrassing because I was halfway serious and I've actually met Emo? I've never met Joey Comeau, though I have chatted with him on social media (about horror movies), and I swear that I have no designs on his person of any kind. Unlike Emo Philips.
Here's the damn story link. I hope you're happy now. Ugh.