I have some fan fic requests for the universe:
1) I still need a "Clue"/"Community" crossover fic that explains why Miss Scarlet and Colonel Mustard were Britta Perry's parents on "Community." I thought they only had an, um, business arrangement? Someone should get on that.
2) Speaking of "Community" crossover fics, I would love to read about Fox Mulder and Dana Scully investigating the "gas leak" that caused season four to be so gas leak-y. It was obviously some sort of heinous government conspiracy, and let's face it: the students and staff of Greendale Community College are pretty convenient lab rats. If you think this crack fic idea is preposterous, I need only remind you that "The X-Files" was an original source of Platonic Shoulder Holding.