I have been informed by my Mom that I have a gift certificate coming from her so I can, quote: "...finally get that stupid fancy-pants toast rack you're always talking about." It's not stupid, it's elegant, okay? And an entire island full of Brits can't be wrong about toast racks. SO HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME.
I like that stupid toast rack! And why couldn't she just get the toast rack herself? Is she afraid to dirty her soul with such a purchase? Have toast racks become synonymous with oppression under colonial rule or something??
She's known me my whole life. I don't know how this toast rack came out of left field, you guys. I'm the exact kind of person who longs for a toast rack.
Like she can talk. She owns at least three punch bowls.