My aunt sent me a greeting card that was supposed to be from our cat, Jane, but it was like:
"Thanks for being so great, human...love your cat."
Now, if it had really been from our Jane, it would have been more like:
"You are really dumb, big cat. But you are almost okay when Lennox isn't home. I'll hit you with my paws later! Haha, dummy...your cat."
It was a nice thought from my aunt, but still. It really cracked me up.