Rejected Poem Parody #1
(So many apologies to Joyce Kilmer, so many.)
I think that I shall never be
As full of goop as Gwynnie P.
A celeb whose dainty mouth is prest
Against her delivering fishmonger’s best;
One who dictates what we all buy,
And lifts her pretensions up to the sky;
She tells us all what we may wear,
From designer shoes to subtle hair;
Her “conscious uncoupling” set eyes to roll;
Her witless advice does take its toll.
Though some have said a fool I be,
I have more sense than Gwynnie P.