I was looking for a missing Parliament-Funkadelic live album in my music archive today (which I sadly did not find), and I accidentally found my favorite radio theatre track! I thought this one, which was on CD, got lost in the move -- but it just got misplaced. This is the piece I previously shared the script for, and is my Big Claim to Radio Theatre Fame...because it was a finalist for the Golden Reel Award and got a Special Merit Award from the National Federation of Community Broadcasters. (It was aired on a hippie Pacifica station, you guys. )
Anyway, this is the most ridiculous thing I ever wrote that actually got produced.