Just once I'd like to see a toothpaste commercial that reflects the kinds of experiences I've had with dentists.
Something like this:
"I was having some tooth sensitivity issues, so I asked my dentist what to do. He said, 'Suck it up and stop being such a pussy!' So I asked him about Special Sensitive Brand Toothpaste and he said it was a scam and that I was an ignorant little bitch. I cried a little, but I bought Special Sensitive Brand Toothpaste anyway. And now? I can drink iced tea with actual ice cubes in it -- without even yelping like a sea lion every time I take a sip! Take that, Dr. Massey DDS, you prick! Think I'm gonna sue you for dental malpractice! Who's the little bitch now, huh? HUH??"