The Anatomy of a Cat
A purely evil concentrate poured over ice,
A nuclear powered Ginsu knife powered by mice.
Filled with sand and shredded beef
It’s vomit resembles a Georgia O’Keefe
A cat’s heart is filled with asbestos
Sent from Satan’s bowels to test us.
A gasoline generator purrs for drilling
It’s shriek sounds like a toddler killing
A banshee beast, a groundling bat
They are so darn cute and awfully fat
Intelligent as a bucket of frogs,
But hey..at least they’re better than dogs.