Clothes shopping at Target for my 8 year old daughter is not something I was prepared for. I lived thru the ordeal, but we couldn't find anything that wasn't a god Damned booty short. SHE'S 8 YEARS OLD TARGET! MAKE A PAIR OF SHORTS THAT FIT AN 8 YEAR OLD AND AREN'T MADE TO SHOW OFF THE BUTT! WHAT THE F#)$ ARE YOU SELLING YOU PERVERTED FUCKS!??
OK. calm now. centered. I need a glass of whiskey.