Among my many titles, like congress, I have voted. With a unanimous vote 1 aye, and 0 nays, I advance myself to:
Chief Executive Curmudgeon, and pay myself the obligatory sum of $1.00 (Bit Coin)
I still retain all other titles, and lands (none) in accordance with rules and bylaws of the following:
57th degree Master Curmudgeon
Founder and president of the Royal Society of Curmudgeons (membership number 1 of 1)
Supreme leader and most extraordinary one of The League of Extraordinary Curmudgeons (membership number 1 of 1)
And yet, I still remain less pompous than any of the elected and appointed members of our national government.