USEFUL DEFINITIONS FOR THOSE ENJOYING MY POSTINESS
Smut Lord: Creator of the finest gay smut available for purchase. Usage: "@drub and @butchmclogic are two of the finest Smut Lords of the past ten years. You should all follow them and buy their smut."
Smutizen: Someone who contributes to smut culture by disseminating the visibility of only the finest gay smut available for sale. Distinguishing feature: Posts credit AND link to the creator of the work.
UltraLustonaut: A confirmed fan, consumer and purchaser (the last part being a non-negotiable condition) of smart, wholesome gay comics smut written by moi (Dale Lazarov) and drawn by distinctive and evocative gay erotic illustrators. Distinguishing feature: Sends me a selfie showing them holding a copy of one of my books so I can post it hither and tither as an Another Satisfied Customer post.
Bear Collector: A socially disabled person who collects bears like collecting Pokemon and either doesn't interact with those he collects or pesters them with inarticulate broken-language entreaties for long-distance sex and/or marriage. Distinguishing feature: Hijacks posts to make broken-language entreaties to be followed and/or married.
Engageosity: The relational quality of a timeline/wall that asks for interaction. Usage: "Please feel free to comment on my posts! Most of the fun of my social media presences comes from commenters' engageosity."