One time, I was on Tinder for comedy material/kicks and giggles, and promptly received a dirty message from a young rake.
I immediately asked him if he liked roleplay (he does), and I went into full detail of my desire to recreate the famous painting, Washington Crossing the Delaware by Gottlieb Leutze...in the bedroom.
I would be Washington, he would be the Delaware.
And, of course, we would need a boat and 5 of my closest male friends to accomplish this.
It was going rather well until he mysteriously disappeared after I nagged him asking where we could find a suitable boat.
Pic for reference.