Attorney: And, will you state your name for the jury?
Defendant: Sir Mix-A-Lot
Attorney: Sir A-Lot, please describe your relationship with butts.
Defendant: I'm indifferent to butts
Attorney: May I remind you, Sir A-Lot, that you are under oath, and perjury is crime not taken lightly.
(Sir Mix-A-Lot breaks down on the stand)