One of many balls of rock of water has orbited a larger ball of gas and fire thirty-eight times since this particular configuration of atoms, combined to create the illusion of a sentient meat machine, emerged from the meat machine in which it incubated. The "it," the meat machine, refers to itself as "I," but "I" is an illusion--which, along with delusion and hallucination, constitutes human experience. So this is the 38th year in which this particular meat machine is still capable of receiving information and basking in illusions, delusions, and hallucinations. And, I must admit, I love it. Cheers.