It was exactly on this spot in February 1628 that Many Drooping Feathers of the Kawaiisu tribe realized that he could make a ton of acorns by setting up a war paint salon. At that time there was a little bit of bickering going on between the Kawaiisu and Tubatulabal. Generally, things were pretty quiet between tribes, but, someone had made off with a year's supply of Tubatulabal pinon nuts and folks were pissed and when things got heated up, people painted faces and yelled a lot.
(the above is a totally ficticious historical account)
Bakersfield, California 2014